Monday, June 8, 2009

Bloke in a dress

This past weekend, I did something I had not done before. I finally downed 10 man Emalon the Storm Watcher. I had been in about 4 or 5 fail raids in the past, before I just gave up on it. On Saturday, I got a group together and we got close to taking him down, but couldn’t do it due to a few players who had sub standard DPS. By sub standard I mean awful, e.g. less DPS than the bear tank. So, Sunday afternoon, I see we have plenty of good DPS and enough tanks and healers, so I get the raid together and we down him. I got a very nice upgrade to my PvE healing set, the 10 man tier 8 leg armor.

Once I put the new leg armor on, I realized something. I became a bloke in a dress. I suddenly remembered that some of the tier 8 leg armor looks like a long floor length skirt. Horror washed over me as I realized that now, not only do I have to deal with spiky power ranger shoulder armor for my DPS set, but I have to wear a skirt if I’m healing.

This is further evidence that Blizzard hates paladins.


  1. Don't Worry Rorik, I think it's pretty :)

  2. Neither one of you are helping the situation. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go sulk in the corner while using my skirt as a hankey.

  3. It matched the colour of your eyes and was very slimming. I thought it looked beautiful:) Don't mind those guys Rorik